start the car.
"a female protagonist in assassin’s creed is historically inaccurate!"
haha yeah because ancient aliens, conspiracies, and a war that has been going on for thousands of years yet still somehow remains secret to the outside world is totally accurate i mean we can have glowing magical objects which kill people and all kinds of stuff but a female with a knife is TOO far buddy TOO INACCURATE and TOOO UNSCIENTIFIC!!!!!!
a dew in each hand is my favorite way to take selfies
WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAMERA I AM REALLY UPSET
you know what really gets on my nerves
when people fuck with a substitute teacher and make them angry or confused or sad like no thats just fuckin wrong
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
no but seriously